Monday, September 24, 2007
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
HAROLD : A teacher.
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4:44 PM
TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!;
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4:44 PM
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father
didn't punish him?"
LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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4:43 PM
TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
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4:43 PM
TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE : I is...
TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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4:42 PM
TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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4:42 PM
TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE : Me!
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4:41 PM
TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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4:40 PM
TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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4:40 PM
TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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4:40 PM
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!
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4:40 PM
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!
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4:40 PM
TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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4:39 PM
TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Maria!
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4:37 PM
Saturday, September 15, 2007
Blonde joke #1
A blonde was sick and tired of being labelled a blonde, so she coloured her hair BLACK and decided to take a drive along the road.
Just as she was driving, she spotted another blonde rowing a boat in the middle of a grass field.
Infuriated, she stopped her car and stormed out of the car yelling:
"GODAMNIT! IT'S BECAUSE OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU WHO'RE GIVING BLONDE PEOPLE A BAD NAME!"
"If I could, I'd swim over and teach you a lesson!!!"
Blonde joke # 2
A blonde lady came into a salon with headphones on to do her hair.
"I'm very sorry ma'am, but I'm afraid you'll have to remove your headphones to do your hair." the hairdresser said.
"You can't! If you take them off, I'll DIE!!!" exclaimed the blonde.
This went on for a good 15 minutes until the hairdresser got so irritated, she just grabbed the headphones and took them off.
5 minutes later the blonde died.
The police came into the scene and investigated the area. They then picked up the headphones that the blonde used and listened to what it was saying.
It said:
"BREATHE IN... BREATHE OUT... BREATHE IN... BREATHE OUT..."
Julyan's brother =P
that bad girl;
10:14 PM
What did the sea say to the boat?
Nothing. It just waved.Hahahahaha.
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12:56 PM
Sunday, September 9, 2007
Which driver doesn't have any license?SCREWDRIVER!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAAH.
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10:26 PM
Friday, September 7, 2007
Once there lived a very poor family.
One day, the lady mistress of the house went into
labour. Her husband sent her to the nearest Canadian
Pizza outlet. Do you know why?
COS THERE WAS FREE DELIVERY!!
HAHAHAHAAH.
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12:57 PM
During a flight, the bottom of the plane gave way.
Leaving all the passengers hanging on for dear life.
The pilot shouted:"One of us has to jump off to prevent the plane from crashing!"
And a brave young man volunteered to sacrifice his life.
But oddly enough everyone else died instead of the brave soul.
Why?OKAY, HERE'S THE ANSWERSO EVERYONE HELD ON TO THE RAILINGS, AND WHEN THEY HEARD THAT THE BRAVE SOUL WAS GOING TO SACRIFICE HIMSELF, THEY CLAPPED AND LOST THEIR GRIP. THAT'S HOW THEY DIED. HAHAHAAHAHAHAH.
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11:13 AM
Hello.
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